How about them..!!!???

Still complain of discomforts despite working in an office with all modern comforts…!!!??? How about her…!!!??? Do you still complain of hunger..!!!??? How about her…!!!??? Tired of sleeping in your cozy bed!!!??? How about her…!!!??? Tired of walking on your feet!!!??? How about him…!!!??? Still don't appreciate the love and care you get from parents & friends!!!??? How about her…!!!??? Comforts make you sleep while studying!!!??? How about them…!!!??? Too luxurious...

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Proposed Hambantota Airport (Sri Lanka)

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Any great man born in this village?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana "Any great man born in this village???"  Udurawana : no sir, only small Babies!!! ------------------------------------- Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Udu: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Udu : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than...

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Who is speaking?

Udurawana went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over  phone. Servant had taken the receiver. Udurawana: Who is speaking? Servant : Servant Sir. Udurawana: Where is the Madam? Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. Udurawana: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today. Servant: What can I do now sir? Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come...

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Udurawana visited a museum

One day Udurawana visited a museum with a foreign visitor. The visitor saw a big skull and asked what that was. Udurawana said "that was the skull of King Sri Wickrama Rajasinghe". After a few miniutes, the visitor saw another small skull of a monkey and asked udurawana what that was. Udurawana said " that is when the king was you...

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Sri Lanka Hit New Low

Sri Lanka were bowled out for their lowest ever one-day international score as South Africa thumped them by 258 runs in Paarl. South Africa batted first and posted an imposing 8-301 from their 50 overs, with Hashim Amla (112) and Jacques Kallis (72) leading the way. They could have scored more if not for a batting collapse in the final stages but it mattered little as Sri Lanka were embarrassingly bowled out for just 43 in response. Morne Morkel (4-10) and Lonwabo Tsotsobe (3-19) were...

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Commission Submits Report On A/L Results – Sources

The commission appointed to probe issues pertaining to the released 2011 Advanced Level examination results, has handed over its final report to the President, sources said today. President Rajapakse on December 30 appointed the committee to investigate the results of the examinations, which came under criticism due to the delay in releasing the results and the suspending of district rankings. Authorities had stated that the District Rankings were suspended due to a ‘technical error’ during...

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